:: Saturday, May 03, 2003
here's a few things that really bother me about tv / movie reality..
those little things, that shatter the illusion for me..
(besides the whole thing with every phone number starting with 555.. coz, everyone knows that..)
1. everytime there's a party all alcohol is drunk from little red plastic cups and, there's always people dancin'.. I mean, I might be going to the wrong parties.. but, I've hardly EVER been to a party where everyone drinks beer from red cups.. and people are slow dancin'.. it's just so fuckin' bizarre..
2. pizza never looks real... you see it, everytime someone gets tv pizza.. it's all just dough / cheese and sauce.. it looks so flat n lifeless.. like, where's the fucken topping? where's the pepperoni? the olives? the capsicum? the anchovies?.. the fucken ANYTHING? everytime I see tv / movie pizza.. it's the bland flat brown crap.. and it really bugs me..
3. everytime someone watches the tv.. it's either (a) a news update (b) sport (c) a black n white movie.. which, when ya think about it.. makes perfect sense.. we're watchin' movies and tv.. coz, we want their artificial adventures to fill some void in our lives.. so when we're watchin' they better be fucken doin' something.. and not just watchin' the tube.. so, thus.. tv / movie people have shit tv.. keep's 'em active..
4. teenagers act like young adults.. young adults act like older adults.. older adults.. act like teenagers.. and all of 'em.. are never played by actors who're actually that age.. seriously, what kinda group of friends all end up with fulltime jobs and married with kids when they're 20..?
I could list others.. but these 4 things really get up me goat.. y'know.. if I had a goat, and let things get up it.. and get it angry 'n stuff.. (hmmmm, perhaps working with that mental image too much..)
:: Spoz 5:30 AM |