:: Saturday, April 19, 2003
they don't obey logic..
they never fly straight..
and it's near to impossible to actually herd one out've ya room..
I tried.. took me at least 15 minutes..
and that wuz just to get ONE of 'em out've my room..
the other one is happily sniffin' it's extremities whilst trapped between the window and the flyscreen (ha.. the irony..)
I could've blasted 'em with my hoard of chemical weapons..
but, then I had to live with it meself..
likely killing / cloggin' all my electrical equipment in the process..
(and then of course, I'd have the USA doin' "Operation Blowfly Freedom" on me arse for using WMD's..)
to think.. we cause the extinction of hundreds of native species here every year..
(or, somethin' like that.. not like I researched it..)
so.. why can't we just wipe out the blowfly?
in the process of writing this, the other blowfly still in my room.. free'd 'imself from his glass sandwich prison.. thanfully, with newly honed fly guiding skills.. I had the thing evicted in only 2 minutes..
makes me wonder, is that a skill I could put on my resume?
:: Spoz 4:03 PM |