:: Monday, March 03, 2003
so, for those of you who missed it..
here's the news in brief..
Wednesday Night - saw GROOVE ARMADA.. which, although bass slappin' afro funkin'.. wuz idiotically short - at only 1 1/2 hours), drank 5-6 beers.. mostly out've funny little plastic cups.. (damn I hate those things). A short night, made funnier by a certain drunken freak at the gig, who wuz singlehandingly trying to keep the party rollin', and go mental into the wee hours of the mornin'.. which is by no means an easy feat on a Wednesday night... especially when party poopers like me were down to their last $20.. and looking to go home to watch some mindless tv taped earlier that night.. (THE OSBOURNES rock!!)
Thursday Night - after wastin' away most of the day in a mindless haze.. went to a ROCK SOLO acoustic gig at the RHINO ROOM.. and proceeded to waste my brain away further on Coopers Pale Ale (the beer of choice for mindless alcoholic antics) highlights included - (a) the KEMP brothers funny harmonising vocal set (with the WORST live mix ever), especially funny to SEAN doing his best to play the tamborine HEAVY METAL style.. (b) WOKKA with the cheerfully suidical keyboards finally showin' their appreciation of Wokka's hammering torture.. by promptly droppin' dead near the end of the set.. (c) TOM from J-DED showing us why he is the king of PAIN (yet, can now live cheerfully in the knowledge he can drown the pain legally.. coz he's just turned 18!.. yay! absinthe for everyone!!), (b) me for being drunk enough to eat packet after packet of chips that'd expired their use-by-date (living life on the EDGE! yeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAA!!)
Friday Night - saw JACKASS - THE MOVIE (laughin' hard to the point of choking).. if ya like you're movies stupid, insane, hardcore.. to the edge of bad taste.. then, THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR YOU!!.. as one dude said in the audience as we were leaving.. "duude.. I'm never gonna find anything else funny again after seeing this..".. later that night, ended up in the CARGO CLUB.. going nutty to some phat phunkin' drum n bass.. (and drinkin' a shitload of beer), night capped off with another one of my near fatal "SPOZ DOG'S"..
Saturday Night - brain switched off to conserve battery power (or lack off)
so.. there ya have it...
for those keeping score..
5-6 Coopers Pale Ale
6-7 Coopers Pale Ales
3 packets of expired chips
7-8 Coopers Pale Ales
1 Spoz Dog
phew.. that's the news for now..
so, how wuz your weekend?
:: Spoz 5:10 AM |