:: Thursday, February 27, 2003
TOP 10 THINGS I NEVER WANNA HEAR OR SEE AGAIN IN MY LIFE (EVER!)
1. mention of a war on IRAQ
(just give us the damn war already.. or FUCK OFF!!)
2. George W Bush
(and I don't wanna see or hear from his father anytime soon either.. the evil ex CIA illuminati FREAAAK!)
3. John Howard
(no explaination needed..)
4. home renovation / changing rooms / garden makeover reality shows
5. current affairs shows
(same 'ol stories about dole bludgers / shoddy home rennovations / fad diet pills / women's health issues.. yada yada yada)
6. any mention of the "war on terror" and "national security"
(coz, I just wanna live my fucken life.. without the scare mongering media rammin' terrorists down my fucken throat!!)
7. any song featuring Nelly and Kelly Rolands.. NO!! NO!! and again.. FUCKEN HELL NO!!!!
(it wuz bad enough being stuck on a bus, whilst some crazed drunken woman with a discman.. played the song over and over in headphones.. and sung the song (very VERY badly) over and over.. on repeat.. like, she NEVER STOPPED.. it drove me to fucken MURDER..)
8. that Jared guy in those Subway ads..
(unless we get an ad.. where he's cheerfully decapitated by a sandwich containing 6 grams or less of fat.. YIPEE!!)
(unless they advertise hilarious products that may or may not get you killed)
10. yet another publicity campaign on women's health issues
(seriously, don't you women get scanned / probed and prodded ENOUGH!!?? no wonder guys die younger than women.. we don't do SHIT about our health issues.. seriously, how many men die of testicular cancer every year.. and do you ever hear anything about it.. wot about prostate cancer?? NOOOOOO...)
:: Spoz 5:21 AM |