:: Monday, February 10, 2003
so, here I am.. ploughin' into a large bowl of M&M's.. courtesy of COPIE ONE
(who seems to be a good supplier of the free candy.. should I be worried?)
and.. eating this candy, certain questions arise..
upon the nature of candy itself..
(coz.. there's nothing like M&M's to get you weirdly introspective..)
1. is there any difference in flavour in each colour of M&M? wot about Smarties? Skittles?
2. wot is it about ad executives and their demented drive to equate cholocate with the female sex drive? (coz, dude.. it's RUINING my enjoyment of the humble candy bar.. you bastards!)
3. does anyone seriously bother eating AERO bars? wot about BOUNTIES? POLLYWAFFLES?
4. does that white powdered residue on bad chocolate give you cancer?
5. why do the red ones always taste better?
6. there's endless different M&M adverts, but.. wot ever happened to Smartie ads.. do they not care?
7..if they can make blue pepsi, and clear cola, why not transparent candy? glow in the dark? (coz.. maaan that'd rock)
8. can giving chocolate to your dog, kill it?
9. wot is so wrong with the poo brown M&M?
these questions are not vital to the mystery of human existence.. but, I still ask ya.. wot are the answers?
:: Spoz 12:32 AM |