:: Thursday, February 20, 2003
It seems every day.. they're inventing more and more idiotic reality tv shows..
and most of 'em just bore me.. same 'ol shit, different smell..
I reckon we need a new reality tv, a real mind-fuck..
a psychological torture fest for the victim.. and hourly episodal fun for the rest of us..
The concept is simple - each week, the public anonymously votes in a victim.. and from this pool of potentials one is chosen. This person is then taken out to a "suprise party".. (all expenses paid), where the friends n family get the victim drunk and otherwise completely intoxicated / unconscious (for those who don't drink alcohol.. rohypnol.. or some wacky 50's sitcom style micky would suffice.. slip it in the drink, zonk 'em out..). The person is then dumped somewhere in a neighboring town / city, all the while, filmed by a hidden film crew.
Whilst the victim is unconcious.. a crack team of locksmiths and hackers then proceed to rearrange the person's life.. change all the locks on their stuff - car / house / office.. switch off all their utilities, empty out their bank accounts, change their pin numbers, fake a death certificate (thus nullifying any of their other records), and generally make it like they don't exist.. (and.. for real laughs, they could fake a police warrant for their arrest)
Victim wakes up dazed and confused, completely robbed of all possessions.. and then tries to find their way home.. to make this journey more entertaining - a team of elite "assassins" are then sent out, to try and "kill" the said victim (using non-lethal assassination attempts with skirmish style paint guns... etc..). If the victim is "tagged", the game is over, and they lose. The aim of the game then, is for the victim to avoid gettin' "killed", survive for one week without any money, credit, or access to any of their own equipment (locked up), gather a series of clues cryptically passed onto them by their friends leading to a "password".. and make their way home..
if they manage to break into their own home.. (and get the electricity / water / gas / telephone reconnected), they then need to ring a number on a mobile phone hidden somewhere in the house - give the right "password" to then win the prize.
aaaah yes.. now THAT's a reality tv show I'D LIKE TO SEE ;)
just think of the comedy potential, the suspense, the insanity, the revenge you can take out on ya friends!! OOOOH YEAAAH it'd rock!
:: Spoz 4:34 AM |