:: Tuesday, December 17, 2002
THE WEIRD CELEBRITY DREAM
occassionally, I'll get one of these - the weird celebrity dream. Just like a normal dream, but it'll just happen to have someone famous in it, doing something completely stupid.. It also, oddly enough has NO relation to anything I'd be watching on TV the night before (or even in the last week..) occassionally my brain randomly picks one.. and chucks it into my subconscious.. just for laughs..
so, here wuz tonight's weird celebrity dream..
I'm in the audience for the tv show ROVE-LIVE (for those of you overseas - think a younger goofier version of LETTERMAN).. well I'm not actually IN the audience, I'm just in the backstage area behind a funny little glass screen barrier.. everything seems to be going wrong, guests are not turning up.. the lights malfunction.. ROVE gets a bit freaked.. there's maybe only 8 people IN the actual audience.. and they're bored..
so.. acknowledging a sinking ship when I see one.. I go wandering off around backstage..
I end up in some graphic design studio, at some insane early hour of the morning.. coz everyone around me is in last minute deadline panic mode.. the smell of caffiene / energy drinks and stale take-away food is thick in the air.. anywaze, whilst here.. I feel like I'm suddenly late for a job interview.. so after checking some files on the computers I rush off..
now here comes the weird celebrity bit - all of a sudden I'm in some kinda cafeteria / garden thingie at lunch hour.. I'm already dressed for the job interview in suit n tie.. and I end up walking past this mini rotunda thingie.. in this rotunda, for reasons I'll never figure out.. is all the characters from the show ALLY MCBEAL (odd, coz I never actually watch the show) ...anywaze Ally McBeal see's me, does some idiotic comical spaz-out and scatters loose change everywhere on the lawn nearby.. somebody coughs out "bygones" and all these secretaries 'n such flood out like seagulls and try and pick all the money up to hand back to her.. after all the secretaries have finished scrambling.. I notice one stray 5cent coin still lying on the grass.. and hand it back to Ally.. which she then proceed to bite at like a rottwieler.. goes "GRRRR" eats the coin and sucks my finger.. I find it all a bit too silly.. and walk off.. but I still overhear some blond female lawyer type say.. "hey Ally.. aren't we lesbians??"
at this point I wake up.. thinking.. "WOT DER F..??"
other notable weird celebrity dreams?
1. I'm with a group of militia fleeing some green beret military types in some bosnian village, we're all carrying an arsenal of weapons.. at some stage we're under fire and we all flee into a barn.. hiding behind a tractor.. I spot TORI AMOS polishing an AK-47.. I ask her.. "WOT DA HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?".. to which she replies.. "well.. it's your dream.. you figure it out!" (at which point I wake up)
2. I'm in a movie theatre foyer.. and KELSIE GRAMMAR is there (that psychiatrist dude from the sitcom "FRASIER"). He's a waiter with a plate of snacks.. and for reasons I could never figure out - I'm giving the dude hell.. I'm dishing out insults, I tip his food tray.. and when I trip him and he falls over, I kick him in the ribs a few times for laughs.. (at which point I wake up..)
:: Spoz 3:53 PM |