:: Monday, December 09, 2002
I knew today wuz off to a good start, when I'm woken up by a phonecall and silly me I answer it.. to discover it's one of those fucken PHONE SURVEYS.. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!
so.. being too sleep dazed.. I have no choice but to answer a series of dull questions on how I rate my Centrelink experience..
an hour later or so, I fire up the 'ol internet.. and I get YET ANOTHER one of them "you have a secret admirer" e-mails.. It's probably been the 4th or 5th one of these I've had this year.. I have NO IDEA wot the hell I'm doing that wot deserve such weird e-mail mischief.. damn annoying too.. I mean, no offense to anyone who sent this in all serious'ness (no, really.. YOU ROCK!).. but these "secret admirer" e-mails have got to be the worst most obnoxious prank on the internet.. they send you this cheerful little message with a little link to click on.. to find out "who your secret admirer" is.. then, of course.. you gotta fill out some hokey survey.. and sign up to about a zillion spamlists.. till you can then.. simply "GUESS" who that person is.. you never find out who the damn person is.. and in the end, you just end with with MORE SPAM, for being stupid enough to answer it.. (yes, just once my curiousity DID get the better of me.. and I tried it out.. BAH!)
really.. if I do have an ACTUAL secret admirer (and it's not just another silly prank.. yes, I know who YOU FREAKS ARE!), then.. why not do wot most secret admirers have done with me in the past.. drop a series of none-too-subtle hints my way.. until you realise I'm too dense to notice 'em.. drop a really obvious hint which I still don't notice.. almost to the point where you flat-out say.. "DO ME NOW!!".. until months later (after you've given up) I'll suddenly figure out wot all that crazy behaviour was about.. realise.. "OH SHIT.." and smack myself on the forehead for missing yet ANOTHER opportunity.. yup.. fun for the whole family :-)
(and hey.. seriously.. does that "secret admirer" crap ever work?? why not the direct approach? I got a sense of humour, I can take it.. :-)
:: Spoz 4:16 PM |