:: Thursday, October 17, 2002
things I'll never quite understand..
- decaf coffee (kinda like sticking a roll of paper in ya mouth.. and lighting it.. pure stupidity)
- diet coke / diet pepsi (even more useless, + "a twist of lemon" anyone? wtf is up with that!!??)
- light beer (ok, I appreciate this is a bit of a social crutch.. look kids! I'm drinking beer like the rest of ya.. but without the fun! coz, I'm DRIVING!)
- midstrength beer (I mean.. shit? it's either NO beer.. or beer.. I wont accept none of this "sitting on the fence" crap here..)
- artificial sweetner (doesn't that stuff give you cancer?)
- unsalted peanuts (the texture of peanuts.. with NO flavour!)
- sugarless gum (hey.. why not gum that actually disintegrates.. so you don't have to spit it out afterwards!!!??? huh?)
- vegetarian pizza (also, really DONT understand the magarita pizza.. just sauce + cheese)
- tofu (the styrofoam of the food world)
- lentils (ack! why?)
- soy milk (so.. do they, like.. individually milk the nipples of each soybean? hahahahhaha)
- carob (that crap that pretends to be chocolate, but isnt..)
my reasoning.. "do, or do not.. there is no half-arsed"
seriously, consider "diet coke".. if you want a really effective low calorie cola subsitute, drink water ya twat!
dunno why this stuff bothers me, but hey.. that's me..
:: Spoz 5:41 AM |